Submitted by Anon: Why do the Mayans and Nibiru hate us so much?  (Humor)

 

After the dinosaurs the Mayans were in charge of calendars. They made one that said we would all die on 12/12/ 2012 , because they knew Spanish people would come and steal their calendars and were also angry about genocide. The Mayan calendar had 13 Baktuns which translated to English means "great goat fucking cycle".

Contrary to what "experts" say, there is no 14th Baktun (golden age), and we are all definitely going to die. The Mayans also knew all about when the earth would line up with the center of the galaxy to the exact date even though "experts" today can't even do that with science .

!!!Of course this all ties into how the Mayan were actually a reptilian species and founded the Illuminati!!!

There are no known ways to defend yourself against Mayans besides:

Mayans want you fucking dead

Planet X was first observed by cavemen using the reflections on a lot of puddles stacked on top of each other. It is believed to be a brown dwarf super planet on a crash course with earth.

When Planet X (Nibiru) hits earth, the race of ancient Sumerian aliens who live on it will invade, using our bodies as nourishment for unknown purposes.

But why wont NASA admit it exists?

Simple:

• There is a global conspiracy of international governments hiding the facts from us. NASA is involved in the cover-up, and are actually controlled by aliens.
  
• To avoid mass panic.
  
• Pursue their own, greedy agendas.
  
• NASA hates people from England and thinks it's funny to let them set up an Olympic game then all die.

There has also recently been a classified NASA leak showing planet Nibiru. [1]

So what do we do?

• Die
• Move to the moon

I hope you have found this article helpful.
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